1. The beaches are really disappointing
2. And the cities aren’t much better…
3. And don’t even get us started on the terrible weather!
4. The people are so closed and unfriendly…
5. They never seem to have any fun…
6. Everyone is always dressed in such dull and boring outfits!
7. The country barely has any animals or birds at all…
8. And the ones that it does have are so small and unimpressive.
10. The rivers are quite unattractive…
11. And the waterfalls barely merit a mention.
12. The mountains are more like little hills really.
13. And the trees…forget about it!
14. You can’t even get a good cup of coffee…
15. And the place where they grow all that awful coffee is so ugly!
16. Even the buses are dull and boring
17. There’s nothing remotely surprising about travelling to Colombia…
18. There’s no interesting culture to be found here…
19. And the city streets are so dull and lifeless…
20. Every destination is just so obvious and predictable…
21. I mean, why would you ever want to come to Colombia?!
Chris
Giovanni on
Lol!
john on
Very clear, nice and informative writing. So much of information for travellers. Thanks.
regards,
john
Findley on
can you recommend any low key tour companies that would take backpacker types to the amazon for a few days etc…
dennie on
i been there in tyronapark.its the most beautyfull place i ever been.and for sure im going back