1. The beaches are really disappointing
2. And the cities aren’t much better…
3. And don’t even get us started on the terrible weather!
4. The people are so closed and unfriendly…
5. They never seem to have any fun…
6. Everyone is always dressed in such dull and boring outfits!
7. The country barely has any animals or birds at all…
8. And the ones that it does have are so small and unimpressive.
10. The rivers are quite unattractive…
11. And the waterfalls barely merit a mention.
12. The mountains are more like little hills really.
13. And the trees…forget about it!
14. You can’t even get a good cup of coffee…
15. And the place where they grow all that awful coffee is so ugly!
16. Even the buses are dull and boring
17. There’s nothing remotely surprising about travelling to Colombia…
18. There’s no interesting culture to be found here…
19. And the city streets are so dull and lifeless…
20. Every destination is just so obvious and predictable…
21. I mean, why would you ever want to come to Colombia?!
Chris
